Striderstuck
Endangered (20/24)

mortior:

100% shoehorned exposition chapter, and also the reason why I fell off the radar for a while (and I’m reduced to writing on Saturdays only, bluh).

Part 20 of a Dirk/AR AU fic where androids are wiping out the human race one at a time. Warning for emotional manipulation, language, very mild violence, implied death threats, etc.

AO3

Chapters: 1/2/3/4/5/6/7/8/9/10/11/12/13/14/15/16/17/18/19/20

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sickingfucking:

paloma n mattin for the smoochy meme :^) thank u anon MUA

lordhigheverythingelse:

miny-morty:

Plis don’t be disrespectful and don’t ask this kind of things Pt.1

I thought these were weird creepy assholes asking trans* people things via sign but actually THEY’RE the trans* people ok that took me reading it like four times over
This is awesome though. That last guy is really cute.

howdyimjrus:

2,000 dollar bird warmer.

steviemcface:

elaive:

chronicarus:

Spiders with water droplet hats are something I really needed to know about.

Is it just me or do some of them have majestic eyelashes

They are so darn cute @_@

monoscribbles:

giveaway prize art for splinteredstriders!!!

monoscribbles:

giveaway prize art for splinteredstriders!!!

ominousbean:

I bet Zeus became a lot more open-minded after having Athena.

sickingfucking:

pleeping person-horses

sickingfucking:

pleeping person-horses

guardedenthusiasm:

THIS DOG MAKES ME SO HAPPY

guardedenthusiasm:

THIS DOG MAKES ME SO HAPPY

sikssaapo-p:

I would die and do the dishes

brispeak:

acadia:

The Eddie Izzard Doctrine

Perfectly worded.

scishow:

trailburstnuggets:

jaybarou:

whitestuffknowslimits:

heytheretylerr:

WHAT KIND OF WIZARD FISH IS THIS

DUDE THATS A BABY KAIJU

pew, pew!

SCIENCE SIDE OF TUMBLR URGENT

YOU CALLED!?
This fish is not actually spitting bioluminescent spit…it’s spitting out its bioluminescent food! Some clever scientist has put some bioluminescent ostracods in a tank with some little fish. When agitated, these ostracods (tiny shirmpthings) secrete chemicals that, when combined, emit light.
Why?
You’re seeing why right here. Just before the fish spits it out, those light chemicals are filling up the belly of the fish. Now, it isn’t poisonous or anything…but the fish wants NOTHING TO DO WITH THEM because the fish has predators too. 
So yeah, if you’re a little fish and suddenly you’re FREAKING GLOWING, your lifespan has just gotten a lot shorter. 
As soon as the fish realizes that there’s light emanating from its belly, it pukes out the glowing juices (and the little shrimp). You can actually see the ostracod in this gif swimming away down toward the bottom of the tank happy as a clam…or a shrimp. 
Evolution is AWESOME.

scishow:

trailburstnuggets:

jaybarou:

whitestuffknowslimits:

heytheretylerr:

WHAT KIND OF WIZARD FISH IS THIS

DUDE THATS A BABY KAIJU

pew, pew!

SCIENCE SIDE OF TUMBLR URGENT

YOU CALLED!?

This fish is not actually spitting bioluminescent spit…it’s spitting out its bioluminescent food! Some clever scientist has put some bioluminescent ostracods in a tank with some little fish. When agitated, these ostracods (tiny shirmpthings) secrete chemicals that, when combined, emit light.

Why?

You’re seeing why right here. Just before the fish spits it out, those light chemicals are filling up the belly of the fish. Now, it isn’t poisonous or anything…but the fish wants NOTHING TO DO WITH THEM because the fish has predators too

So yeah, if you’re a little fish and suddenly you’re FREAKING GLOWING, your lifespan has just gotten a lot shorter. 

As soon as the fish realizes that there’s light emanating from its belly, it pukes out the glowing juices (and the little shrimp). You can actually see the ostracod in this gif swimming away down toward the bottom of the tank happy as a clam…or a shrimp. 

Evolution is AWESOME.

oxinfiniteskylinesxo:

l3s—b3an:

cassieshipsphan:

interrobangphan:

sirenofthedark:

jimij29:

bdsmafterthoughts:

kgm42986:

guidetrainlove:

One that maintains a conversation record.YES
FUCKING
PLEASE

YES PLEASE

Reblog because it’s important.

It stinks….

And a proper blocking option.

fucking PLEASE

Yesssssssssssssss

ffs we really need this.

one that notifies you when they reply.

oxinfiniteskylinesxo:

l3s—b3an:

cassieshipsphan:

interrobangphan:

sirenofthedark:

jimij29:

bdsmafterthoughts:

kgm42986:

guidetrainlove:

One that maintains a conversation record.

YES

FUCKING

PLEASE

YES PLEASE

Reblog because it’s important.

It stinks….

And a proper blocking option.

fucking PLEASE

Yesssssssssssssss

ffs we really need this.

one that notifies you when they reply.

rainbowsandfood:

THIS IS EPIC