♪ the best part of waking up is the incest in your cup ♪
I wanted to draw a creative birthday picture that expresed how much I love these little shits. And then that went to hell and I decided to draw them fucking. good night (ref)
i dont think you understand how much i love gentle and careful characters who can turn into a brutal killing machine in less than two seconds (⊙‿⊙✿)
1) everything that’s already in the world when you’re born is just normal;
2) anything that gets invented between then and before you turn thirty is incredibly exciting and creative and with any luck you can make a career out of it;
3) anything that gets invented after you’re thirty is against the natural order of things and the beginning of the end of civilisation as we know it until it’s been around for about ten years when it gradually turns out to be alright really.
Apply this list to movies, rock music, word processors and mobile phones to work out how old you are.
douglas adams writing about technology in 1999.
I just fucking lost it
I will never be able to stop laughing
Ok my dear followers and all those others who read this, I have this quick 5 question survey I would love for you to input your opinions if any! [=o=]
(The 6th question is optional)
well im glad it went well buddy
|—||Albert Camus (via onlinecounsellingcollege)|
Pipos Doll Animation (by DollPaCa)
That was sadder than the opening bit in Pixar’s UP.
O_O why would they make that? ;_; i really need to stop watching things outta curiosity
What the hell, Pipos?!
lol Technically Pipos didn’t make the movie, it was just based on their doll’s design…
…but seriously that was horrifically depressing. ;__; I need to buy all my Pipos dolls a family and pretend I never watched this.
That was beautifully done, but I really wasn’t expecting to cry into my morning coffee like that. .__.
This show got really deep fast.
this is like marxist theory of labor jesus CHRIST
The people in charge of this recent batch of Cartoon Network shows are really trying to help children on the low.
Just when I thought I couldn’t like this show anymore, they hide some leftist messages in it. Perfect
Okay, so I know this is a cartoon, and that Steven Universe is supposed to be funny and stuff, but this is the realist shit, okay. I work at a coffee house (I can’t officially say which one because the internet “isn’t secure” and whatever), and I loathe it. I feel abused by customers, coworkers, and managers alike at this job, and I’m actively seeking alternative employment as we fucking speak, but it cannot happen fast enough. I haven’t even been working there for terribly long, and I’ve already reached the point where I would almost welcome a horrible disfiguring car accident if it would give me a legitimate excuse to call in.
The thing is, the mental and emotional strain of this job are awful enough, but they’re made worse by the fact that this feeling is really, really familiar. Since my first one in my teens, all but ONE of my jobs has made me feel beaten down to the point where I’d nearly rather die than have to endure one more day. The one that hasn’t? It’s an unpaid internship, that I’m working in pursuit of my degree. An unpaid internship where I bust my ass and bloody up my knuckles and get literally ATTACKED by the animals in my care some days, and I still love it, still want to be there, still go out of my way to be the best worker they have. Because it’s what I want to do with my life. Because I’m treated with respect when I’m there. Because to them, I’m not a cog in a machine that can be twisted and hammered on until I break; I’m family.
The thing is, I still apparently have to have this other job that I hate. Because, according to almost every person I’ve told how much I hate it and what it’s doing to me every day, I need the money. That’s right. Money is all that matters. Not my happiness, certainly not my emotional and mental health. Just money. Money that can’t buy back what all those stupid, soul-sucking jobs are taking from me.
The worst part is, this is expected. My parents, my siblings, even some of my friends all say that I can’t expect to just aim for the career I want, no, I have to suffer through countless bullshit jobs first, because that’s what “everyone has to go through.” Like this is somehow normal. It’s normal to tell our kids that they can’t have happiness until they’ve experienced food/retail hell “just like everyone else”. Okay, fine, but where do we draw the line? When is enough actually fucking enough? At what point am I allowed to throw my hands up and say “NO, I’m done, I’ve done my time and now I want what I’ve supposedly been earning this whole time”? I’m nearly done with school, I’ve fought my way through enough crappy jobs to last anyone until the Actual Zombie Apocalypse, and yet I’m still getting the same bullshit lines from everyone about how this is just how it is, this is just what I should expect out of life. I’m 27. I’m going to be 30 in three years, and I’m still being told I haven’t earned it.
I have watched my dad struggle to achieve his dream of making music in his fifties, because he spent most of his life before now working at something that wasn’t what he wanted to do the most. Maybe if someone had told him he could be a musician when he was still at a “marketable” age (and don’t even get me fucking started on how wrong it is that he gets beat out at every music contest by younger and “more attractive” contestants who have maybe an eighth of his talent), he’d be in a much different boat. Do I respect and appreciate how hard he’s worked, and do I acknowledge that it was at least in part for us, his family? Of course I do. But it still makes me sad and angry that he got such a late start on his dream, and I know it was because he was told when he was my age—and younger!—that he couldn’t just go out there and do what he loved, no, he had to go flip some burgers and fold some shirts because fucking MONEY, son, that’s what matters in this world. Can someone tell my why our society works like this? Because I’m fucking confused and angry as SHIT about it.
personal achievement: i’ve never had a naruto phase
I never got out of it.
This is the 200th page of Starfighter!♥♥♥ I have never done 200 of anything before, so this is a huge personal feat for me! My sincere thanks to everyone that has followed the comic and supported me.. you’re the best!
Touch me not.
(lightpainted! this is one of my favorite shots from my lightpainting experiment session.)
The Animal Rescue Site is having trouble getting enough people to click on it daily so they can meet their quota of getting FREE FOOD donated every day to abused and neglected animals in their shelters.
It takes less than a minute (only about 15 seconds actually) to go to their site and click on the purple box titled, ‘Click Here to Give - it’s FREE!’. Every click gives about .6 bowls of food to sheltered dogs. You can also click daily!
Keep in mind that this does not cost you a thing. Their corporate sponsors/advertisers use the number of daily visits to donate food to abandoned/neglected animals in exchange for advertising. [via.]
Go to the website here. <~~~ please click :)
doesn’t cost you a cent, just a click.
Reblogging again for clicks :)